“Sadly, the fact that Ted Cruz jacks off to mediocre porn spam is the most human thing we can say about him. This is actually his high point.” – his former College roommate who slept 4 feet above him and can attest that Cruz’s policies opposing self-pleasure must be recent.
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“Sadly, the fact that Ted Cruz jacks off to mediocre porn spam is the most human thing we can say about him. This is actually his high point.” – his former College roommate who slept 4 feet above him and can attest that Cruz’s policies opposing self-pleasure must be recent.
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And that porno he was watching is going to get pretty famous. But I wonder if it will be as famous as the one with Searcy Hayes?
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Searcy Hayes for those that were wondering. Guess how she became famous?
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Ad remembering 9/11: make love, not war!
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plus.google.com – John Hardy Turnbull delenda est – Google+
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