You guys are obsessed with Trump. Did you used to date him? Because you pretend like you hate him, but I think you love him. I think what no one in this room wants to admit is that Trump has helped all of you. He couldn’t sell steaks or vodka or water or college or ties or Eric, but he has helped you. He’s helped you sell your papers and your books and your TV. You helped create this monster, and now you’re profiting off of him. If you’re going to profit off of Trump, you should at least give him some money, because he doesn’t have any.
—Michelle Wolf
Originally shared by Jeff Zahari
“Admittedly, the American bourgeoisie is unusually uptight, and ever ready to sniff out oppressive slanders against the noble sodality of terminally moronic rich people who make up the human centipede linking the office of the president to Rachel Maddow. It has to be, because only a subtly diffused sense of propriety ever prevents anyone from pointing out its record.”

