English is a language that I hardly know. The best part about being insulted in Britain is that half the time it’s with words I don’t understand.
Table of swear words ranked according to offensiveness according to Britain’s broadcasting regulator
Originally shared by Tim Elkins
Third-world dictator level tacky.
Internet polls: worth the paper they’re written on.
“I did not. I did not. I do not say that,”
—Donald Trump
I am now Taurus? WTF?
Where has my enigmatic twin-nature gone to?
The Murdoch press is not happy with their candidate.
Originally shared by Emlyn O’Regan
Reasons I’m not voting Trump:
– he has tiny hands
– citizens of client states don’t get to vote
– did I mention the hands? awful
Originally shared by The Daily WTF
It was found in a small mailbox, just west of a white house.
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