If your guiding principle is to always follow your own rational self-interest then naturally your loyalties are…

If your guiding principle is to always follow your own rational self-interest then naturally your loyalties are always negotiable.

My advice to the K Bros if they want to stay competitive is to double their last offer and then double it again.

Originally shared by Mike Crews

“Casy looked up quickly, “Million acres? What in the worl’ can he do with a million acres?”

“Casy looked up quickly, “Million acres? What in the worl’ can he do with a million acres?”

“I dunno. He jus’ got it. Runs a few cattle. Got guards ever’place to keep folks out. Rides aroun’ in a bullet-proof car. I seen pitchers of him. Fat, sof’ fella with little mean eyes an’ a mouth like a ass-hole. Scairt he’s gonna die. Got a million acres an’ scairt of dyin’.”

— John Steinbeck, Grapes of Wrath

Via Holland Rhodes​

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While reading David Megginson​​​​​​​​​​​​’s updated Wikipedia entry for the famous (and famously undrinkable) Caffe…

While reading David Megginson​​​​​​​​​​​​’s updated Wikipedia entry for the famous (and famously undrinkable) Caffe Americano, I noticed there’s an effort afoot by some New Zealanders to claim that the Australian Flat White was actually invented over there.

Bitches, **please! That kind of cultural appropriation might have worked for you when you stole the Chinese gooseberry and renamed it the Kiwifruit however you are not getting away with it this time. The Flat White originated in the immigrant Italian cafes of Melbourne and Sydney in an era when most New Zealanders (and indeed most Australians) were still drinking tea and filter coffee.

Truth be told, the Flat White is scarcely worthy of its own name. It’s really just a cafe latte served in a cup with a bit too much froth and yet not quite enough to call it a cappuccino. It’s basically a cappuccino that didn’t quite turn out right.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_white

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwifruit

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caff%C3%A8_Americano#Origin

A monkey choosing stocks by throwing fruit would perform better.

A monkey choosing stocks by throwing fruit would perform better.

Originally shared by Peter da Silva

Trump isn’t even a competent investor:

“Trump’s net worth has grown about 300% to an estimated $4 billion since 1987, according to a report by the Associated Press. But the real estate mogul would have made even more money if he had just invested in index funds. The AP says that, if Trump had invested in an index fund in 1988, his net worth would be as much as $13 billion. […] Other billionaires’ net worths have beaten the stock market’s growth in that time. Bill Gates, for example, saw his grow increase 7,173% since 1988 to $80 billion. Warren Buffet’s wealth grew 2,612% in the same time period, to $67.8 billion.”

Australia was mostly settled after this period so our decidedly non-upper class accent was not rhotic.

Australia was mostly settled after this period so our decidedly non-upper class accent was not rhotic. Despite having a large (and largely involuntary) Irish immigration I think the main influence on our accent comes from 19th century London. I remember when people, especially older Australians used to routinely drop the letter “h” from the start of words in the Cockney manner. That doesn’t happen much any more.

Anyway, to an Australian ear, many American accents sounds a bit www.talklikeapirate.com

Originally shared by Ralph Roberts

Why Do Americans and Brits Have Different Accents? … something new to me, SO we Americans actually speak the Queen’s English while you Brits speak differently, eh? … ” In 1776, whether you were declaring America independent from the crown or swearing your loyalty to King George III, your pronunciation would have been much the same. At that time, American and British accents hadn’t yet diverged. What’s surprising, though, is that Hollywood costume dramas get it all wrong: The Patriots and the Redcoats spoke with accents that were much closer to the contemporary American accent than to the Queen’s English.

It is the standard British accent that has drastically changed in the past two centuries, while the typical American accent has changed only subtly.

Traditional English, whether spoken in the British Isles or the American colonies, was largely “rhotic.” Rhotic speakers pronounce the “R” sound in such words as “hard” and “winter,” while non-rhotic speakers do not. Today, however, non-rhotic speech is common throughout most of Britain. For example, most modern Brits would tell you it’s been a “hahd wintuh.”

It was around the time of the American Revolution that non-rhotic speech came into use among the upper class in southern England, in and around London. According to John Algeo in “The Cambridge History of the English Language” (Cambridge University Press, 2001), this shift occurred because people of low birth rank who had become wealthy during the Industrial Revolution were seeking ways to distinguish themselves from other commoners; they cultivated the prestigious non-rhotic pronunciation in order to demonstrate their new upper-class status.

“London pronunciation became the prerogative of a new breed of specialists — orthoepists and teachers of elocution. The orthoepists decided upon correct pronunciations, compiled pronouncing dictionaries and, in private and expensive tutoring sessions, drilled enterprising citizens in fashionable articulation,” Algeo wrote.

The lofty manner of speech developed by these specialists gradually became standardized — it is officially called “Received Pronunciation” — and it spread across Britain. However, people in the north of England, Scotland and Ireland have largely maintained their traditional rhotic accents.

Most American accents have also remained rhotic, with some exceptions: New York and Boston accents have become non-rhotic. According to Algeo, after the Revolutionary War, these cities were “under the strongest influence by the British elite.” …”

http://www.livescience.com/33652-americans-brits-accents.html